Crushing His Assets And His Project

I find the slave in the living room - working on some kind of stupid woodworking project. I make him lie down on the floor, take the board and put it on his figure. Then I commence to trample him under the wooden board. With the hard feet and high-heeled slippers of my boots Ive no problem to break the board apart - causing him a lot of ache and ruining whatever plan he had with the board :-D After the board is crushed into a lot of chunks I kick them off his body and continue to just trample him. His face when I looks at the broken pieces of his project in the end is just priceless :-D.