Greek Barmaid In Sandals

Jack is on vacation in Greece and is talking up this barmaid, learning Greek language and hes wondering about how to say feet and smooch in Greek. He gets his response but moreover he gets the barmaid attention. Why would he choose these two words? She starts to wonder and in a while Jack is already smooching her feet and eating her feet, giving her a foot massage and making plans for the rest of his vacation which he will spend at Danielas and her friends feet, worshiping them and taking care of them. Jack has vacation in a Greek heaven, lucky bastard!