Shrimp Dick

I had such am amazing night with you cant wait to get home and have you unwrap your clothes Wow wait a minute! I hope thats not what I think it will get way thicker than that- right? How am I suppose to feel that inwards Me? What is that 2 inches? And its not even thick either! That is the most pathetic shrimp dick I have ever seen! Now stroke that little itty bitty dick for Me while I laugh at you!