You Are An Accident Of Nature

You are an accident of nature with your puny tail! Nobody wants such a thing, but you have to carry it around for all your life. Whats the matter? Are you awkward with the truth? Haha! I like to see that! You cant hide from me. How many situations have you been exposed to in your life where your tail length was your undoing? How many times have you been embarrassed by it or buried to the ground in shame? Shall I tell you something? RIGHTLY SO! You have reason to be. I have seen many petite peckers, but YOURS is the most ridiculous thing that has ever come before my eyes!