Your Pindick – An Object Of Amusement

Even if you dont want to hear it: You have the smallest dick Ive ever seen! Haha, Ive never seen anything so pathetic and my friends will laugh themselves to death when they see it. Youve known for a long time that theres something wrong with you and that your mini dick is totally embarrassing and will never, ever come near a woman. But dont worry, I have some fine ideas how you can use your stub in a meaningful way.